Both are solidly up there on my list!

My fav Martha moment with one of my other favs:

Colt 45 and 2 zig zags, baby that's all she needs...

Don't hate the player hate the game.

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaassssssssss. All asses all the time. Please continue...

YEP! You can be tall but only if you're also a beanpole. I am tall but not thin. I have a big ass, hips and big boobs (not the perky kind either) and since Nicki Minaj came out with the Anaconda video, I'm not self-conscious of my butt and hips anymore. I adore her. #blessnicki

The girl who rents the coachouse out back with whom I share a mailbox subscribes to this magazine. I accidentally dropped the September issue on my foot and it was really painful; heavy with racism.

Gonna start doing this under uber-pretentious white people names like Kick Whiteington. Maybe they'll offer me a job.

Dude I have no idea. I have had so much bad sex I am on a sex moratorium.

I cannot bring myself to ever do it again which is why I've been on a no-sex deal for the last 2 years. It's working quite nicely.

Like she has the fetus in a fucking jar on her shelf or something?

Yep, we're just a hole to them. BARF. Lol, that scene always pops into my head. And then they're angry when we don't want to have sex with them anymore. Uggggghhhhhhhh

You're right. The last guy I had horrible sex with was by far the biggest asshole I have ever met. He was the worst lay of my life and after giving him fool-proof instructions to my body and it's pleasure areas, I gave up. He just wanted to pound away at my body. No thanks. I could hit myself in the vag with a bag of…

Ew. Ew. I used to love the Archie/Betty and Veronica comics until I wised-the-fuck-up and realized that these two women were fighting over the illustrated version of John Mayer. You're both better than that little smeedge.

That's why it's so green.

Asshole douchebags are usually good in bed.

UGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH the division of women over men is so fucking tired and a total waste of energy I just...I can't...uggggh. No man is worth that.

Thanks, I totally agree. The expectation for women to be passive and submissive before, during and after sex is disturbing and unacceptable. I want that to change and I'm trying to be a part of that change by talking about it with people like you and living it by honoring myself and my boundaries.

Ugh, another thing I have to boycott. Man, running out of shit to eat and use just tells me this world is filled with stupid, corrupt fucks. GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER DIGIORNO.

YEP. This is me. I have issues with sex due to past experiences though I wouldn't say I'm not mature enough to have sex but there are people who are, and until I'm comfortable giving enthusiastic consent, I'm not having sex.