No hate. Just a big, big sigh and a slight, befuddled shake of my head in dismay.

It should really just have been a very serious Ken Burns documentary on the zombie war.

Yeah, but then why was Roger Moore married to George Lazenby's wife?

What was historically inaccurate about Titanic? Obviously Jack and Rose aren't real people and yada yada, but considering how much time James Cameron spent in his fucking submarine with that boat, the actual sinking was pretty spot on?

The Godfather Part II was mostly a prequel. That's all I've got (for now).

I feel like I'm the only person in the world that understood what Prometheus was supposed to be, and felt that it accomplished that goal.

I LIKED Iron Man 2. I guess I am in the minority. It was Iron Man's bucket list. If they had not used Mickey Rourke it would have been better, but the rest of it was solid.

Anything with lensflares/shakyzoomcam/subsecond cuts.

"Show me another book in the world that claims to be the word of one who knows everything, who has always been there, that tells us the origin of time, matter, space, the origin of the Earth, the origin of water, the origin of the sun, moon, and stars, the origin of dry land, the origin of plants, the origin of…

Probably.

Please go ask your parents how babies are made

The Wolverine did a pretty respectable $414 million worldwide, apparently!

I think I've talked [Jeffrey Katzenberg] down from [How to Train Your Dragon 4] (laughs). There may be spinoffs to come, but my involvement and my dedication to completing a story that has a reason for being and a strong sense of integrity and three chapters I think is in place and intact. Everybody seems to be in…

The arcade hit we all love to this day!

This is by far the most subtle 'Shop entry I've done yet.

All these worlds are yours except Europa. Attempt no landing there. Use them together. Use them in peace.