All I can think of is that guy from Futurama who says, "Welcome to the world of tomorrow!"

Yeah, he looks like a combo of Frank and Mia. Certainly not Woody's son.

*YAWN*

Oh. My. God. Get over yourself. Not everything in life is misogynistic. Yes, clearly because I made reference to milk bags, I endorse denying women basic human rights. Way to take comments completely out of context and make a snap judgment.

Why do the kids know the password in the first place? I refuse to tell the pw to my kids...problem solved!

Why do the kids know the password in the first place? I refuse to tell the pw to my kids...problem solved!

Seconding the Navy CU suggestion. I wonder if USAA is doing something as well?

Geez, people. Just cash in some stock options to survive. Whiners. #WWMRD (What would Mitt Romney Do?)

As an owner and sometimes user of breasts for their actual biological function (producing milk for babies), I think you need to untwist your panties. A breast is essentially a bag of fatty tissues which also contain milk ducts. Thus, the phrase milk bag is an apt description.

Isn't that what they are? She's nursing...as she's told the whole world.

Between, the hair and the dress, which does not support her milk bags, there is nothing good going on here. Hot mess.

You may want to have that checked out...one of my good friends had that issue and found out that she has endometriosis. Taking some ibuprofen about 2-3 days before your period (each day) will thin out the blood clots and make it less awful.

Daddy needs his sleeping pill? Oh dear...I'm afraid all we have left are suppositories.

Yeah...I think you need way bigger tits and more curves to rock this dress.

I'm having a hard time believing this catch isn't taken!

Why the fuck would you WANT to marry this asshole? Jesus Christ, honey...you can do better!

Sure, you hate all their other songs. Of course you do.

When I was dating my now-husband, we broke up for a bit. I was completely heartbroken and when I moved out of our townhouse, I took all the spices and hot sauces. It gave me great pleasure to chuck them down the garbage chute at my new apt building.

Well, at least he's honest.

I don't understand how someone can live in this type of relationship.