I call stretch marks 'nature's tattoos.'

Although I lost all the baby weight and more, my body is not the same. I never did fit back into my pre-pregnancy clothes, my stomach is a mass of red stretch marks that did not fade to silver as my midwife promised, I developed cystic acne after the birth of son 1 and digestive issues after son 2. As my husband…

Ugh...I weep for comedy. I don't understand why this author thinks she's a "fresh comedic voice." She's the female version of Daniel Tosh.

I can't stand Amy Schumer; there's no way she gets a second season.

You had me worried...

More to the point, why are you shopping for clothing at Sears?

Sizes are so arbitrary anyway...I have pants/skirts in my closet from size 8 to size 14, all of which currently fit me. Same with shirt sizes from M-XXL. I even had to be remeasured after bra manufacturers slightly altered their measurements for manufacturing. Overall, though, I'd be happy for my larger friends to…

I agree with everyone that SOME germs are necessary and that excessive use of hand sanitizer is bad. That doesn't mean you shouldn't FUCKING WASH YOUR HANDS after you go to the bathroom. Soap + water applied to your hands regularly will help keep you well.

The Body Shop makes some that is derived from tea tree oil; also there are some alcohol-free kid versions of hand sanitizer at our Target store. Although, I'd go with the tea tree oil version....kid stuff smells like grape cough syrup. :)

Well, it's 5 o'clock somewhere, right?

I miss John Stewart...

I believe the saying is, 'Youth is wasted on the young.'

I think the name North is not so bad, but it's the purposeful pairing of "North" with "West" that is making me sad for this kid, whose parents clearly saddled her with a joke name.

Cute story, but to memorialize that as a kids proper name? Awful.

Weird or weirdly-spelled names are hell...I have one and it is such a pain. I have spent 30 years spelling and pronouncing my name for people. It sucks! Why parents? Why? This is probably the reason I named my boys traditional names...even if one name is being taken over by morons who name their little girls…

Are you sure it isn't spelled K-N-O-R-T-H?

She was devastated that she was born a century or so too late!

Paula Deen: Go eat another stick of butter, you racist cuntbag.

This crap show was so syrupy-sweet, it rotted my teeth the one time I tried to watch it. GAG...

This does not surprise me. Some parents cannot cut the cord.