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Yngvildr the Voracious
Yngvildr
Don't use synonyms or colorful terms for "penis," just say "penis."
Fuck that. With the exception of RTS and a few games that I force myself to play due to story reasons ( witcher 1 and DAO) I refuse to use a KB/m for gaming. I like PC gaming. I like the superior graphics, (usually) higher frame rates, lower prices (again usually) and mods. What I hate is the inferior control scheme…
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"That stick… the one going down the center of the screen? I mean, if you ask me, it looks a lot like a penis," Ryan…
As all savvy people who live in bear country should know, it's best to set out a nice pic-a-nic basket to distract the animals.
Beautiful use of Leeeeroooooy Jenkins.
Or make one of the Sand Snakes Pascal in drag.
So just an ordinary Tuesday on the Summer Isles.
Elcor are the ones with the high density world. Volus just have a high pressure atmosphere.
Didn't realize Kim Kardashian was a video game actress.
Why is every rocky planet an "earth?" It's clearly a mega-Mercury.
Dat gravity...
This makes me the happiest of happy.
Brienne of Hoth.
People love to leap.
