How can a parent be so irresponsible and dumb? You might as well just name the kid Adolf and call it a day.

The question is who doesn't?

Don't be obtuse. The temperature of anything only affects the atoms and molecules of matter. It isn't possible for temperature to control the passage of time because time is the measurement between two events and is not affected by anything other than enormous amounts of gravity. This is why black holes can bend time…

What does Gizmodo have against QR codes? They're quite useful. If you are too lazy to type out a 2000 character link, why not just scan a QR code? If you want to give someone some contact information, just use a QR code. Many apps integrate QR codes, for example, when your alarm goes off, you must scan a QR code in…

"Somehow he managed" (phonograph article) Why couldn't you tell us what he did to record his voice? I had to use Wikipedia to learn about it.

This is totally inaccurate.

That's the magic of it, back in the day people used gadgets for decades, and they never really became obsolete. Now a new iPhone comes out every 12 months or less.

I would pay not to use Twitter.

Taking it back just a tad... Crank up the tunes with the Victor Gramophone. You can blare Benny Goodman or Nat King Cole at 85 decibles (slightly loud than your average conversation) It's designed with moderate to little noise and fuzzyness, as with any record player from that era.

FINALLY, it actually is metal based. What is with this country in 2012? Back in the old days, everything was made of metal and about the same price! Plastic sucks!

It's Siri with Aspergers Syndrome

Who still uses that god forsaken red ball smack dab in the middle of the keyboard. I've had one and frankly, it sucks ass!! Why use it if you have a track pad 2 inches away?

Who cares if it's obsolete?

I might pay $2 if this contained some sort of Bose or Harmon/Kardon speakers.

Wish I could be there, but my 21st birthday is in April. :(

Wish I could be there, but my 21st birthday is in April. :(

Welcome to America!

Wow! That's pretty impressive, thanks for the information bro! I want one now, lol.

I can just imagine it now, you're in the heat of gaming playing GTA III, being chased by the cops while on a motorcycle. You go off a ramp and for added effect, jerk the entire system upwards, causing the flimsy plastic mount to snap off entirely. This causes your tablet to fly 19 feet through the air with a projected…

Skip to 2:47 to bypass the slow parts.