I'm sorry, but is the second sentence a question or a declarative statement?

This resembles a very complex, functionally retarded Wii type setup. Hopefully the system that they implement isn't as shitty and dysfunctional as Nintendo had released back in '06.

OH MEY GAWD #nerdgasm

Does anyone know if this build of Win 8 has bugs, because the release preview totally buttfucked my Lenovo G770 and I had to reformat back to Win 7

Just use Metro and then slap a trademark next to that shit. The German's cannot break the invincible wall of the trademark.

I can go in with a dollar and sixty-three cents. Also this button that came off of my favorite polo. :c

How many have already went through supernova in the past 20,000 years that we haven't even seen yet?

There's nothing better than viewing every single pixel of vagina on my 1920x1080 TV

So what, billions of devices run flash. Just because Steve Jobs had an argument with Adobe means that your iPad doesn't have flash (I'm assuming you're using an iPad because it's basically the only thing that does not run flash these days). Get a computer because they do a whole lot more than your HTML 5 only hunk of…

They gotta strap an engine on this thing. That would be one badass old lady.

It's all about the GINSU knives. Those are the original, and the best. Buy one in honor of Barry Becher, RIP 2012 http://www.genuineginsu.com/

Yes, agreed. I do not understand this.

How innapropriate. I appreciate the fact that you are grammar HITLER, but this is completely irrelevant dear sir. Resulting in a floccinaucinihilipilification.

I do believe you are an floccinaucinihilipilification, dear sir. http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/floccinaucinihilipilification

Douche

It's genius, I mean think about all of the people that cannot afford iPad's. Don't you think it would be easier for a mid-low financial situation to accept a much cheaper iPad that has a price to compete with the new Nexus 7 which is virtually superior to the new iPads processor? It is to my understanding that Apple…

Good riddance to iGoogle, it used to automatically set itself as my home page and I literally spent hours trying to figure out how to set it back to Classic Google when I finally realize its in .09 font at the bottom left of the page.

You know it gets serious when she spits out her dentures.

Funny, I still have a landline with a dialtone.

Don't worry, some day these ashtrays will be gone in a puff of smoke.