Stabbed in the Butt cereal is just knockoff Colon Blow.

When I was about 21, I would bring my 16 year old brother up to the house I was staying in, and me and my roommates would get him drunk and stoned and all that fun stuff. One night, we had gotten super baked and he was insisting that a box of Chex we had was chocolate, because “they were brown on the box”, despite…

I didn’t see anything about those girlfriends being from Canada, so probably not.

“... just two of 17 girlfriends Gayle had at the time of the murder.”

Ain’t no Cousins apologizing for butt stuff down here.

Khalil Mack was also an unannounced guest when he came in to sack Cousins on air because there was no one who bothered to stop him.

At least the reds aren't gonna lose this october.  

The Shitty Bengals is one of my all time favorite local cover bands. Really love their parody song “Staycation.”

STEPSISTER WALKS IN ON QB STRETCHING IN JOCK STRAP

He’s got the porn name.

I’m an NYC resident and didn’t know about this glorious spectacle. My message to Columbia is this: Bring back the band, and I’ll come to one of your events—from the look of things that should make your gate sales a full 10% higher.

Ramming SPEED!

In 1965 I hitchhiked from Harpur College to Cornell to see the Rolling Stones at Barton Hall. We got there early so to kill time we went to the Cornell/Columbia football game. At halftime the Columbia band performed before the BIG RED BAND came on. Their theme was a typical Saturday night at college. I remember they…

Word is they’re going to reform as a fraternity and get revenge on the jocks by showing that they can be cool too.

I went to Tennessee, which is quite fond of its large, well-disciplined, and staggeringly, staggeringly uncreative marching band (that’s not the fault of the actual band members, of course, unless they spend a lot of time asking the director if they can go a bit crazy this week and do four Sousa marches instead of…

they’re busy cartwheeling through some administrative office, playing a tuba loudly and poorly and making off-color dick jokes.

I hate double secret probation.