It’s so fucking satisfying to hear her calling out the hypocrisy and non-evidential citing of wives and daughters in these kinds of statements. 

This was a gritty, beautifully shot 1930s period piece, and in some instances much gorier than I expected, even knowing this was not going to be the Raymond Burr series I watched episodes of in syndication at my grandparents home when I was a tyke.

Butthole Surfers are kicking themselves.

Somewhere in Pennsylvania Gene and Dean Ween are pissed that they never came up with this

This song was also cut from last year’s adaptation of Cats.

Did you know there are two kinds of energy vampires in the workplace, and I am unfortunate enough work with both.

“prequels at least had a direct, character development and flow”

Characters in the prequels talk like a not-particularly-convincing AI wrote them. Unnervingly, that AI is George Lucas.

If sitting in my room smoking pot will help with this outbreak, then I will do all I can. We all need to pull together!

Drugs not hugs 

Hi. I got an RSS notification there’s an orgy?

“Objection your honor, Are we to take Shakira’s word that her hips do not lie! What proof do we have of the honesty of her lower body?  Why my client could claim that his feet don’t fib and shake them around for you as well if that will speed up the end of this case”

if shakira gets sued she won’t have to swear under oath, since her hips don’t lie

Are you kidding? AV Club’s coverage of Elsa’s coup is straight out of Chomsky’s Manufacturing Consent!

I’d pretty much only read about Nunes and his illustrious career. Seeing him in action has been a whole different experience. He really gives Louis Gohmert a run for the title of “Dumbest Fuck In Congress”.

Man, I love people who self-own through being hilariously inept. You know, pumpkin thieves, thin-skinned vulture capitalist owners of blog sites, those kinds of folks.

But really, how many kinds of toilets are there? You’ve got ass, piss, vomit, and doggie drinking bowl.

Yeah, I got that

Literally doesn’t mean literally anymore, of course, but Johnstown to Shanksville is only a 40 minute drive.

Just your daily reminder: Fuck PENN State and Fuck the NCAA.

“The toner’s low. It’s always low. I’ve maybe never changed the tone. I just shook it again.”