The dumbest part of the entire movie was watching Stallone and Arnold trying to act like they were upset when they were handed life sentences. I mean, who cares about serving a few months in prison?

Do I like this wordplay? Meh, Depends...

This is complete horseshit. He can continue pounding long after breaking his seal due to his diaper. Meanwhile, "adult" Browns fans are expected to leave their seats and miss some of the game as they search for a stairwell to piss in.

If I wanted to see a Bear toss a ball towards no one in particular, I'd just watch Jay Cutler ...

Whenever i google "bears playing with balls", i get a totally different set of results.

Who will clean up the ice girl?

I just wanna know why he keeps Stalin to respondto this...I'll show myself out.

Relevant image is relevant.

"Fucking hell, Joseph Heller. I've seen heavy-handed, but this: Yossarian must recognize the chaos of war and the paradoxes of military service in the viscera of another man? I of course know the novel is important, but Christ, how the hell am I supposed to write a term paper about this?"

I'm gonna flash 'em Joe.

Wow, Dan Rooney looks almost as old as some of his players in that picture

I looked it up - great Bowie song!

Don't know- don't care! Gorgeous.

This is some bullshit.

Kermitted suicide, he did.

they figured, "It worked well for Eminem on Saturday, so why not us?"

Tomlinson, who wore "1D" as his shirt number, dusted himself off, but limped off the field and vomited when he reached the sidelines.

Didn't know Grierson & Leitch were even into sports.