I'll help you out.

If I recall correctly from a tour I did my freshman year it's not accessible to the public.

These billboard idiots understand the power of propaganda, but eventually they will be seen to be on the wrong side of history. The last time a Pro-Pot movement was allowed to expand unfettered, 2 million Cambodians died.

Doc Ellis, who substituted a regulation game ball with a rainbow-colored octopus that shot a trail of stars out of its butt on every pitch.

and all of the sudden a massive 60-year old dick is out.

By the way, bless your husband and the work he does. We just watched Gideon's Army, and man, that one made me hurt for all parties involved.

Nah why yinz always gotta be all nebby and go runnin dahn Coach Tomlin like dat? Yinz is just jealous of da Picksburgh Stillers and Ahrn Ciddy sixers. Deadspin's a buncha jagoffs!

That isn't fair. I'm pretty sure that is Artie, the strongest man in the world.

You know he's not worried about the proverbial lake of fire since he's already seen the Cuyahoga River burn.

In this day and age of easy internet access and streaming websites, who's "struggling with pornography?" I mean, there's a bunch of sites I could recommend.

...oh...

Feels like I read a thousand words, you guys.

If you can't find a bar in PA that doesn't have Yuengling being served for less than 3 bucks a pint, you are doing something wrong.

In a typically Philly fashion, the culprits stole his battery, then threw it at him.