Oh Lord, I’m getting my Baldwins mixed up.  

This is a bright light in the sea of shit that is 2019 so far.

This would be so fitting.

I’m sorry, I just couldn't concentrate after seeing the headline about Hailey and Justin divorcing.  I'm still euphoric with relief over the fact that this means that never in my life will I encounter Justin Bieber and Alec Baldwin in the same room.

Jordan Peterson, is that you?

Right, and some of these guys are even white!

Steve Holt!

I vastly prefer "Put your hair up and square up" to the whole Mandy Rose "storyline."

Vince keeps trying to get back to the Attitude era. But what he doesn’t seem to understand is that was a lightning in a bottle kind of moment. And the tragedy is that he has another one with the rise of the women’s division, but he can’t see it due to nostalgia.

Exactly.  It takes two to tango.

I can’t help but wonder how Ring of Honor is reacting to this.

And Sheikie yelling back “Whatever!”

I love it when Mean Gene goes to correct the Sheik and he just blurts out “Whatever!” and keeps rolling.

Gene Mean, Intelligent Jew, welcome to the Miami!

The only thing better than Okerlund with Savage was Okerlund with the Iron Sheikh.

No, we Yinzers are a bigoted lot.  Your point about needing a shakeup is valid, but so is the one about ournracism.

Poor Matt Damon.

Yeah, now that mention it, that must have been hell on his knees.  Not to mention his back.

I’m surprised (read: disappointed) that no one made a Ray Lewis character with aknife.

That would only turn Penn Staters into a cult of sun worshippers.