This Twitter meltdown is positively Trumpian. I’m impressed.

Is this your oblique way of saying the whole thing was an inside job?

Derp.

The Big 10 is on a tuck and roll this year.

I played it a few times when I was hanging out with my high-school-aged nephew. I lasted a few minutes, maybe, each time I played it, so it was easy for me to walk away from it.

Just like Stormy looked up to his little toadstool?

#NotAllChucks

Well, the XFL is only a few years away, so you may get your wish.

Damn, man. That sucks.

I see what you did there.

I guess Seattle don’t wanna walk with Elias.

Rumor has it that Stephen Miller’s interviewing him for a speechwriting job at the White House.

Philly’s gonna Philly.

Society of the Spectacle - Sports Celebrity Edition.

Or the leader of Yugoslavia and resistance during World War II and laters dictator until his death 1980.

Wait, I thought that was the name of some sort of K-Pop/Death Metal mashup group?

Ow, fuck.  Owwwwww.

In June of 1992, I drunkenly climbed a bus to celebrate the Penguins’ second straight Stanley Cup. I was up there for all of five minutes when word came of approaching cops. Two guys offered to catch me, but I waved them off. Then I jump. BANG! I feel a sharp pain in my left ankle. Then that faded a bit and was…

That’s some good Nixon era political humor right there, that's what that is.

Cheese Chasers is a criminally underrated cartoon. Fight me.