Look, unless this exchange climaxed with the two of them annihilating each other with laser beams shooting out of their eyes, I don’t wanna watch it.

This also describes how Fox News views their anchor women.

And rapey as hell.

And all of this is why I listen to audio books and/or podcasts on my way to work in the morning.

This. This, this, 10,000 times this. We don’t need a Scalia sequel.

More Hillary than Hillary.

I’m biased, but I just Sicario and del Toro is Mr. Quiet Menace in that one and his presence is felt even when he’s off-screen. I think he at least gets a nomination for it.

How do we know Han’s not a Replicant?

I never heard a girl fart so loudly in my life. Did that just happen?

I generally love my people, but good Lord we are jackasses sometimes. As in, we are jackasses too much of the time. Damned Yinzers.

Illuminati.

This makes me feel better about myself, actually.

Huh, I’d have thought Mount Washington in Pittsburgh would’ve been tops in PA.

I voted no only because Hitler went to some weddings in his lifetime. She’s a close second, though.

She was my third cousin, so it barely counts.

Fury Road’s first chase sequence was so insane I was starting to grip my arm rest. I haven’t reacted that viscerally to an action sequence in years. It’ll be good on video, but to truly appreciate it, one needs to see it on a big screen where it is shiny and chrome.

Actually is Nolan.

You have nine friggin’ fingers, numbskull! Just sign whatever deal they give you and be grateful you are still in the NFL! Just sayin’.

What took you so long?

I grew up near Pittsburgh, so I hope Sienna at least a teensy bit sucky at accents and knows that why she got ‘edited.’ As for Hiddleston, good will abounds.