Just watch Fox News, they’ll tell ya.

I found out about Ida Wells from a presentation that was held during Black History Month while I was in the Army in early 1996. (In Korea.) Wherever you are now, thank you Sergeant Lomax for teaching me about this woman. I’m better for it.

Well, it can’t all be New Pornographers and Seth Rogen, can it? No worries.

Agitate, agitate, agitate.

He’s less popular in the short term. In the long term, I think a lot of people will look back and realize how lucky we were that he was in the White House when he was. I’m biased, but I also believe history will be far kinder to him than many of his countrymen have been so far.

Wow, Shia LeBouf really needs some bridgework.

Rick Santorum’s tears are deliciously salty, I bet.

Man Crush Freakout. We’d like, OMG, be best buds and hang and then go meet Slattery and then we’d hang somewhere drinks and all the ladies would find me 10x more attractive by mere reflection but that wouldn’t matter ‘cuz we’d be talking sports and they’d be super-impressed by my acumen and want to hear about how I…

Founder’s Breakfast Stout is the best shit.

I believe that the important part here is that Jezebel keeps talking about and posting pictures and videos of beautiful redheaded women. Like, please?

So, you’re suggesting Kimmy’s mom is actually David Bowie?

So, does that mean the old “Back Door” was left open for a fellah? I’m just asking for a friend.

Why you sighing? Jack Warner would fit right in here the U.S. & A. He’d be a great Speaker of the House!

Not according to Snoop.

Luckily, Pittsburgh, and Pennsylvania in general, doesn’t have any glaring racial issues. *coughs* *rolls eyes*

#NotAllPhiladelphians

Yarp.

It’s more like an alligator if you live on the Monongahela these days. :)

All I can think at 44 is “Shit, my back couldn’t take a move set like that.”

NO NO NO! This is the Internet! You’re supposed to SCREAMING AT EACH OTHER and trading horrid, vicious insults that ultimately lead one of you to ‘swat’ one another. That’s why it exists!