Hodor.

Bears discover Fire Island?

There's an excellent chance he got busted for a DUI on the way to the game.

Well, why the hell not? It ain't like they're ever getting back on Santa's "Nice" list anytime soon.

I think we're gonna see an Ambrose heel turn so that they can match him up against either Cena or Bryan. He's got too much talent on the mike and in the ring to be relegated to mid-card status. Of course, you could say the same for Ziggler too, so what do I know?

Read "Under the Banner of Heaven." Super-fanatical religious sorts don't like their women reading and thinking for themselves. They get all backsassy and then you gotta put 'em down for good.

If there was a Gator in this, it'd be the most Florida story ever. Even without one it's in the running.

They may not want to, but they will. My Stillers have an unsentimental front office.

I dunno. I could see the Aztecs sending 'human wave' attacks of low-level warriors against them.

They should call themselves "The Courtney Loves."

Ativan helps me sleep, so I'm right there with you.

I'm not taking sides on this one. - Neutron

It suffers badly in comparison to what Key & Peele already did. The writing's just not there for SNL anymore.

I dunno if Pan's Labyrinth is big on chills, but damn it was a horror (in the best sense) in its own way.

Damn, Axl, you done gone off the rails again.

Wait, Kurt Busch used to go out with Chuck Barris?

We had a dachshund when I was growing. I miss the little stinker. Thanks for the happy reminder!

Several criminal defense lawyers and p.r. men & women responded by smiling and rubbing their hands together eagerly.

Did it go anything like this?:

Guess LOLrus found his bucket!