There's a Jameis Winston joke in there somewhere involving a play on the word 'pudding' but Hell if I'm gonna be the one to make it.

Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead.

This is nonsense. The NFL only punishes the guilty...when they get caught.

The Hose Whisperer?

The one on the left seems to have a legitimate medical reason for that.

One Liz Lemon Eye Roll to go, please.

No, no, Al Davis owned the Oakland Raiders, not the Los Angeles Dodgers.

I enjoy hating most Boston sports teams. Now I cannot hate the Bruins. You have also made me feel feelings. I hate you for this. But I love that little guy to death, especially after learning about his story. I hope the rest of your life is nothing but long, healthy, and happy Liam.

There are a LOT of nerve endings in one's nipples. When they get rubbed raw and bleed, that's bad enough, but when your salty sweat pours down into that nether region, that's when the pain gets real.

There is elegance in Reese's simplicity.

What, no Alpha Flight? Yinz must hate Canada.

To use an obsolete meme/phrase: WIN.

No, it was Becky.

I'm starting to wonder if this wasn't just a clever bit of trolling.

You know, the Beatles could pack a LOT into two minutes (see: Paperback Writer). It's a sign of skill to be able to do that. Well done, Trey & Sia!

Yes. Yes. Yes. Her chemistry with Chris Cooper was amazing. She was amazing. (Just forget the ending, ok?)

I think some people are Heathers.

What are the other major chemicals besides THC that would make a strain of marijuana an effective analgesic, if any?

So, why not build a mini-aircraft carrier and use it to launch drones against swarming ships? If the operational range of the drones was far enough, the carrier could stay far enough in deep water to protect itself while providing cover for, oh, say, a Marine landing force. I'm talking through my hat, but wouldn't…

I mean, yeah, it's in Italy, but Germany is wherever the Chancellor is. Oh, wait...