What, you think this is Italy, son? We do things ON TIME here in Deutschland, verstehen Sie?

Carli won't be gettin' no lovin' from the ladies for yelling like that. Conversely, Zacaria (and maybe Romero to a lesser extent) just melted the hearts of every Argentine woman who saw that live or on t.v.

Of course this would happen in Philadelphia.

OMG, my neighbor is the Borderline Personality Oversharer From Hell. I'm sorry, but I don't wanna hear about your damned dogs anymore. And I don't think everyone is out to get you. Weirdly enough, it's made me a better coworker, I think. If I have something bothering me, for example, I'll just wind up saying…

Jessica Williams is biding her time, I think.

"I'm just a caveman who slipped on some ice thousands of years ago..."

It's a shame they did away with Eagles Court, speaking of Philly.

Well played, sir.

I grew up in western PA, Stiller country. Everybody watches those guys, male or female.

If you're white, you're Ben Affleck.

You could have offered a legitimate critique of drug policy here in Pennsylvania. Instead, you chose to sneer at us Pennsyltuckians and turned into just another troll. Nice.

No, not enough.

At some point SNL ceased to be about being satirical and then ceased to be about being truly funny; now it's only 'content' designed to perpetuate a 'brand.' Better that we look to The Daily Show for satire these days.

Stephen A. didn't bite the backhand that feeds him (and ESPN).

Uh, what part of "Fox" don't you understand?

Cocaine's a hell of a drug!

A place with the worst football fans in the country, I'd imagine.

I got to :58 and had to stop. The guy on the left gives me the vibe I've gotten from killjoy gamers who will ruin your D&D session.

He is more Bono than Bono.

And delicious!