You have won the internet today.

Fox & Friends mocked the victim. TDS took aim at those who tried to downplay the whole ugly incident.

So, we're gonna pin all of this Dean, then, right?

Soooo many choices. Howzabout...

FUCK.YES.

Great look, NFL!

It's even better in HD.

#SullyBait

She'll likely be smug because she's Internet Famous.

Seem, that is.

Yeah, everyone one Rice's side & Rice himself are awful, but I can't be smug as I am a Steelers fan. We still have a rapist starting at QB and while we may grumble about it doesn't seemed to have hurt the team's bottom line.

Yeah, especially the one prince from space with all the tentacles who goes looking for sch...oh, wait, wrong country, wrong sub-genre. Sorry.

And people in Hell want ice water, pal.

All Number 21s & 24s on other teams, you'd best take notice!

This Woman's Work is never done, it seems.

I wish I had access to old school Kate Bush. Not that she'd be impressed by me, but still, wow.

I am weirdly turned on. Is this unusual for a hetero guy?

Oh mah Gawd, he's crazy on tha drugs! Next thing you know, he'll be cuttin' his own head off!

Grandma, is that you?

TOO, that is. Goddamned alcohol.