Please do. I'm to busy fapping away in confusion and shame. (Which makes it so much better.)

This cat has a frog on its head. Your argument is invalid.

Great, like August wasn't shitty enough already, we gotta end it with this. F'n humanity. smh

Just don't f*%k with the Vegas line on games is all. Beyond that, it's alllll good.

Does he have a history of depression? I know I'm jumping to conclusions, but this could be a mental health-related issue. That's what my gut tells me at least. I hope I'm wrong.

Stupid! Why are you so stupid?!?

"because you can store an infinite number of infinities inside a single infinity"

That fact that it took an Englishman to do that is damning to the state of this country's soul.

You Iberian pricks, you've gone and made me feel sorry for the French! Damn you all.

Rex = Han Solo. The Hoodie = Darth Sidious.

I think it's admirable that Jags' management is advocating its players get their prostates checked.

I wonder how running and hallucimogens go together? I'm just curious.

Thou Shalt Not Speak Ill Of Yeungling! Rolling Rock is fair game, however. It's the Rock That Rolls Over Your Head.

Weird? No. Vapid and capable of reducing even the most serious topic to farce? Absolutely.

Who doesn't love Alana?

Two words: Samira Wiley

All I saw when I heard the German announcer was this guy:

So, yeah. He's basically making up for coldly dumping someone by giving them a big ol' get-back-together handjob.

Just wait 'til they try pulling that stunt on Blaine the Mono.