Western PA is more Appalachian than it cares to admit. I know my people.

Garcetti/Gronk's 2024 campaign slogan = "Fuckin' A"

Greatest victory speech ever.

Good God, Lemon! Sorry, hadda say it. Reflex.

'MURICAAAAAAAAA!!!

#Murica.

I see where you're going with this. I just wanted to riff on the idea of a futbol statement containing Brazil but not Argentina. I've been a tad punchy today.

Except, the construction workers here haven't been stripped of their passports by their employers and then forbidden to go out and mingle with the local population except for one day a week.

Argentina is insulted that you did not include them.

I wonder if NFL owners (I'm looking at you, Jerruh) were taking notes.

That's like some bastardized combo of Michael Bay and David Lynch.

Got Milk?

Why do I think Santa should be like Pesci in Raging Bull? "That's a stupid question and I'm not gonna answer it."

Regret is for when you have done something wrong. Inhaling episodes of Sunny is anything but that.

And yet, he still can't get the Waitress, try as he might. Poor Charlie.

Women love a hero. And Charlie is the Day Man, fighter of the Night Man. Ergo, women love Charlie.

As a Pitt alum, I hope Michael Sam makes a great defensive complement to Aaron Donald. As a human being, I hope he just get on with his life with a minimum of fuss and great success.

Nice money shot ya got there, Deadspin.

And yet I can't help but root for the Clippers, by which I meant the players and the coaching staff. But, yeah, there's the paradox that greater success for them means greater success for ol' Creaky Cracker (I'm white, so I get to say that, right?), even if it means selling the team at a higher price after they've…

"The Newton Hills destroy Boston marathoners."