The fact that he's done all of this while straight is impressive. He seems to have a genuine lust for life. He shall be missed if things go as many think they will.

She is lovely, and such nice legs!

And you start making little bargains with yourself "Sure, 5 hours of sleep is rough before a work day, but I'll go to bed early tomorrow." It's amazing how the whole Civ series (I've been playing since II) can get you to lie to yourself.

Her tweet was actually kinda funny.

"I have watched Brokeback Mountain no less than 45 times" - Um, so he was saying he liked the softcore because it left more to the imagination? I didn't think that was his style.

And so does Pepperidge Farm!

This former Speech Nerd approves! And I can only assume he's Extemper. We've always been a tightly wound bunch.

Well, they won, didn't they?

Mocking lesbians to make your point is beyond that pale, sir/madam.

"Higher" ed doesn't "hit" 'til 4/20, man!

Tsk tsk tsk. Your Uncle Rupert does not approve of your anti-corporate ways, Mr. Gay. You skate on thin ice, sir.

Sometimes you get the writer's block, but you have a deadline. So, you resort to some hack-y trolling and then call it a day.

Yeah, that's a real "Tiananmen" moment right there. Yup.

I didn't see it myself, but between my sister's, friends', and coworkers', accounts, apparently every girl 10 and under in North America now has their own person copy of Frozen.

Time to put Tina Belcher on the case:

This sycophant once ran Spy magazine. What the hell happened?

In a perfect world, Adderall and Xanax would have made love, not war, and would have had a beautiful baby.

Nah, just set 'em up for a DUI. Make sure you're sober enough to follow so that you can see it happen.

"The Philadelphia Infection" would be a great pro sports team name, btw.