In other news, dog bites man.

Or it might be that GMs have come to believe that running backs are a tertiary offensive weapon behind WRs and TEs. It's weird, as a Steelers fan, and thus raised on running-oriented offensive schemes, to see this happen, but it seems to be the case.

In Pittsburgh, it used to be called "The Pirates Way."

Beardo and Dreads forbid it!

Perhaps it'll survive, rebuild itself, and come back as Dr. Froghattan.

Sadpants McFrowynface will resurface this year. She is apparently Nucky's curse.

Antidepressants will do that to a fellah. I'm guessing zoloft.

Soon.

'Tween rage is not for the faint of heart.

Where was Virgil when all of this was going down?

Beardo's face just says "Her! She is the next one for my collection!"

SI also discovered that the sun is yellow, crime is bad, and puppies are cute.

What would a child from such an encounter look like?

Even Grumpy Cat cannot hate on Lil' Bub.

And you wonder why Marvel's kicking your butt. DC's editorial staff needs a major housecleaning.

It wasn't bad, but that episode was dead wrong about their being no history of sun worship in Roman history. Invictus Sol - 'the Unconquered Sun' - was a monotheistic cult whose popularity almost rivaled that of Christianity's by the time Constantine began his rise to power. In fact, his early pronouncements…

One of my cousins graduated from High School in 1995. During her high school years, she jumped on the Cowboys bandwagon. As if this wasn't sickening enough, she grew up in the Philly 'burbs. So, not only was she a bandwagoner, she was also a traitor to her hometown team. That spoke volumes about her and about a…

The horror, the horror.

Are Shabbos Goys allowed to run in and announce the scores?

Your name, sir or madam, reeks of awesome. Well done.