My motor skills, to include balance, are terrible. Running is that much easier for me as a result.

Maybe they're more loyal to BC?

As a Steelers fan, I'm fine with the idea of a dull quarterback. It beats having a serial rapist at that position.

My first instinct was to associate "Golden Hurricane" to some kinky boudoir maneuver, so associating that phrase with a cocktail seems kind benign by comparison.

Know about it? Hell, I gave those guys twenty bucks!

I get a kick out of hearing some of what he's discussed on the podcast finding its way onto the Daily Show. His zingers about the German language, for example, keeps cropping up.

If yinz haven't been listening to John Oliver & Andy Zalzman's the Bugle podcast, now would be a good time to start.

No, that's not even close to accruate. I mean, a turnstile would actually slow someone down for more than half a second.

We Steelers fans deserve every ounce of venom spit at us and more. We deserve Kurt Angle to drive us home.

But, but, Excel!

Better watch what you say about him, he might "C-punt" you if you tick him off.

I, for one, welcome our new feline overlords.

I don't see no Primanti's sammich or no Donny Iris.

I love my people.

Captain Karl would have just told the bouncer he was just threatened by a real man and then would have fired the old freedom rockets at the guy in a classic power move. That would have totally shut that corncob down.

Aversion therapy gone too far?

Y'know, given the awful news - both in and out of sports - watching some superfan letting his freak flag fly in the name of keeping his team around is actually refreshing. I never thought I'd say that about a Raiders fan.

I have no love for what Mike Vick did but hell if ain't right about his point.

Thomas the Tank Engine is just an alias for BLAINE THE MONO. You've all been warned.

How about Amy Adams? She's able to give off Sweetness and Light but I'm intrigued if she could play evil without it being to cartoonish.