...so, Paula Deen?

Well he quit, so she must have remembered the safeword.

Well, I guess that's easier to answer than asking what's wrong with Phillies fans.

Decoy Nutsacks = the new Truck Nutz?

Decoy Nutsacks = the new Truck Nutz?

No, no, no! That movie cuts too close to reality. It wasn't satire, it was a documentary. Please, please, just stop. I don't wanna think about it right now. Please, just, just...please...

To follownDad Boner on Twitter is to gape into the very heart of darkness.

Damn you Cracker Barrel! Damn you all to Hell!!!

The 80s-style music in the intro confused me. I was about to start fapping in anticpation of it being a Morning Stretch rerun. But instead of Joanie Greggains, it's some little kid instead. Ick. Uncool, guys. Very uncool.

And deliberately vomited on a little girl during a baseball game.

Isn't Camden kind of the Mordor of the East Coast?

Just as long as it ain't Newark.

How about "So, you ever wonder what human flesh tastes like?"

July 9th - Buy expansion.

This is all that stinkin' Obama's fault somehow.

If ever a movie could scare someone from taking drugs, this would be the one.

To be fair, even the kindest words sound menacing in German.

And today's winner of the internet is...

I wonder if gaming stores could make any money printing minis for its customers? They could download the template from a gaming company (e.g. WOTC, Paizo) and just start producing them in-store both on a made-to-order and mass-produced basis. Would this be a viable business model?

Best Mad Men season ending secen ever. Best use of a song in the closing credits ever.