Well, if you’re in for the race, wander around the infield and look for a silver MPV with a Yuengling grill on the hitch. That’s me, probably surrounded by a hungry crew. Bring your raincoats; I've heard it's going to be wet all weekend.

Had Mom’s 1989 SHO. She was very surprised how smooth I was, from the get-go. Boy, that car was a quick mule, and the first one that I used to break the century mark.

Don’t hurt yourself with that cookie cutter, Hyundai!

When I had a Forester around 10 years ago, I worked at an A/V installation company. We hired a wicked funny gay guy that would leave you crying laughing with his jokes. On one travel occasion, I had the work van, leaving my car in the parking lot, and he had stuck a magnetic rainbow sticker on the liftgate. It was…

I had this little diddy on a couple of cars. Best was on the middle of the bumper on my 318ti. Parking in downtown Boston with that one always got a great reaction.

Shoulda got that Tru Coat...

I think that was painted on! Truly a pioneer!

Oh man, I feel for you. I’ve ridden shotgun before with terrible drivers, especially after eating, and it’s not a pleasant feeling. Puking in a race car has to be up there with 1) puking inside a boat’s cabin and 2) puking in a hot porta potty (i.e. Portuguese space shuttle). The hot, confined area combined with the…

Grippin on woodgrain. I'm keeping that one.

Holy moly, I did not expect the pole position commercial at all! That made my day!

The armor I was wearing saved my life. I got hit from behind, slowing down to enter I-90 West from Washington Circle in Newton, on the ramp. I flipped off the bike, went over the guardrail and down onto the Mass Pike below. For those who know, that’s about a 20+ foot fall. I don’t know how I didn’t get flattened, but…

Haha, I remember my neighbor had a Gran Prix with that mess of buttons on there! Why would anything but the horn be a good idea in the center? Plus, how the hell did that thing get installed on there?

Holy Christ, that is a fine looking wheel! I’d gladly be impaled on that piece of artwork!

Yeah, but that’s an Austin Princess. It wasn’t a performance car to start.

Most bros do survive, but the order of operations looks like this:

It’s cooler than they deserve, but I still think they’re all passengers if they’re not drivers.

Is there really ever enough to be right?

Mmmm...Honda V4

Wait, what? Subaru did this, and it’s got an honest-to-God tailgate?! Why is this not a thing?? WHY IS THIS NOT A THING!!

Look at that widebody kit!