Ygritte
Ygritte
Ygritte

Thank you! Just submitted it, crap and all - I'm done! YAY!

I feel like a real red flag is any man who refers to women as "females."

I thought the same thing. She wasn't asking for advice!

Mine has started skinning her toy mice and leaving them in my shoes. I'm pretty sure it's a not so subtle message

I once knew some gamers with a polydactyl cat named Merlin. Whenever they had a super important dice roll, they'd call him, and he'd hop up on the table, pick up the die, and throw it for them. Gummitch here contents himself with opening the toy chest, picking out the toys, and throwing them for the others to chase.

My Border Collie was smarter than some people I know. She basically understood English, and was affectionate, loyal, and protective. My current Aussies are quite bright as well. I loooove them.

Yes - men lose weight more easily in general. This has been shown over and over in many studies. However - the exercise you are doing will still be increasing your healthfulness even if you aren't seeing a reduction in body fat.

This is fantastic news. Because that's the exact amount of exercise that I do.

That's right. She is NOT everyone's BFF.

Seriously, genius.

You should read this. It's a very good article about the history of "reverse racism" and why it doesn't exist, and the difference between racism, prejudice and discrimination, which are different.

Sorry, but no.

At least she didn't equal being Latino with cholo.
Right, Jezebel?!
Right?!
RIGHT?!?!

You'll live.

I object to the slow penguinification of Christmas imagery, including penguins chilling with polar bears. Yeah, yeah, they have Christmas at the South Pole, too. But then there woudn't be polar bears! Pick a pole,people!

My Christmas tree is similar, it is decorated with empty beer cans.

I call shenanigans. Neither of these women look a thing like me!

I dunno, my grandpa uses a cane and he still manages to do all sorts of dangerous things around the house (climbing on rickety old ladders, walking out onto the roof to clear leaves out of the gutters, etc.) That cane can also be used as a prop to balance yourself or swipe something hard-to-reach off a shelf. We