Ninety-three percent is great, but I think 100% would be better, no? Being that 100 would be true parity, and, despite my obviously inferior intellect, hysterical reproductive organs, and fragile constitution, I would still like to make the same as my male counterpart.

If women of all ages are making less than their male peers, why is it projection for Millenial women to notice?

I thought this was such a cute commercial until my 12 year old niece pointed out this exact same thing. She said, and I quote, "But Morty doesn't DO anything!"

Going through the financial times is always tough. It's full of numbers.

I had to hit the mall for a return the day after Black Friday. My Christmas gift to all and sundry was to not Hulk out in frustrated rage, and then to do all my holiday shopping online.

"We should hang out soon!"
*heart melts*

thats how I always felt about Biebster

"Rapunzel, Rapunzel please let down your hair."

The transformation is complete, young Bieber is worthy of the iron throne.

Don't worry about it, sweetheart. It's just God's way of telling you there's much better things to do with your life than to be a Justin Bieber fan.

Nobody will say anything terrible about this, and if I never look, it'll be like I was right.

By "interesting", you mean hotter? Cause I think you mean hotter.

Um, you aren't more uncomfortable with a White man specifically looking for a White woman in a genre created by Black people and so closely tied with Black culture?

I capitalize "Black" because I am a Black American, and will never be able to say with certainty which country or countries my ancestors were kidnapped from. I am not just a person with black skin, but I am Black. I like to cap Blackness and give it a status and a respect that it is not usually given. Just…

I'm trying to imagine the moment in time where Ryan Seacrest looked in the mirror and thought to himself, "Yes, this is a man who has credibility in the world of hip hop. I can find someone who talks fast and makes it rhyme. Slap some autotune on there and, BOOM. Money in the bank, baby."

I wonder why it is considered necessary to search specifically for a white rapper? To take a musical form created by Black people and specifically search for white people to perform it, at a time when hip hop is nothing but a fantastical caricature of Black ghetto life consumed primarily by white people feels…

LOL! Of course he is. Of course he fucking is!

Yep, I think you're pretty spot on. If I were in a situation like that I would need some Giswold Family Eggnog.