This was an idiot on the field incident as they say on Deadspin.com. Also, some random guy ran up and interrupted the show from the crowd.

If I was trying to sell a house I’d put my dog in all the photos. Tell me this face wouldn’t make you want to buy:

My humble suggestion is that celebrities should wear fashion designers on the Red Carpet.

These pups like the way you think.

Haha. He’s a wee little businessman. On stilts.

I would definitely fuck that photo. Especially if it wore sepia tone.

/Puts on Joke Briefer Hat

America Ferrera and Amber Tamblyn. Or is it Alexis Bledel and Amber Tamblyn? Not sure.

Bobby who is playing Shark and a seagull?

I don’t really know much about him beyond the fact that he’s one of the internet’s boyfriends.

Man moves on from a relationship —> Good for you kiddo for getting back on the horse.

Woman moves on from a relationship —> You betraying she-beast!

I vote “TomSwift” so we can use those awesomely awful retro books as double entendres and stuff. Like:

Lord and Taylor bahahahahaha

WHAT’RE WE CALLING THEM? T-HIDDLES? TIDDLES? LORD AND TAYLOR?

OKAY, Let’s go! First, I’m sorry but finding sleeveless floral blouses is just easier right now, SO I’ve included those too! But I’ve tried to find sleeved versions. ALSO I included different colorways because...well it is hard to be exact. I TRIED THOUGH.

It’s attractive, too. I would argue their choice to put the pockets over the print all willy-nilly, but, ya know, you get what you pay for. And those can be removed, with a little care.

I wonder if the shirt is made out of this fabric:

This was great:

Right? Every comment they’ve made is about how horrible Amber Heard is and that she’s a lying gold digger, out to ruin the good name of her saintly husband.

I find it incredibly strange that you would take the time to create this burner for the sole purpose of disparaging a domestic violence victim.