This is why I don't go to concerts anymore. I hate when people do that...and my friends are so totally those assholes. If I go to concerts, I won't have any friends anymore.

So I did some more research, and there is a really common form lease that allows Texas landlords to enter to remove unauthorized pets—check that this isn't in your lease or your cat may be in danger of being removed. If it's not, make sure you tell the landlord that while such clauses are common, it's not in your…

So, in Texas, the landlord cannot enter the apartment without permission unless
1. There is an emergency,
2. The lease allows entry in other circumstances.
The lease doesn't mention the number of pets, but does it reference something along the lines of requiring you to follow house rules or policies as laid out in a…

Me, too. I was wondering why she was burying the lede. I should have known better than to underestimate Callie!

They'll get t visas, which is better in some ways.

The Witches reference was the best-I scrolled down just to make sure someone else had noticed it. I can totally imagine the Kardashians taking off their painful shoes and itchy wigs at the end of the day.

Erin, this is so good that by the time I got to -30 to -15F, I actually shivered (the someone-walked-on-your-grave type) from reading it. Bookmarking.

To whom do I send my dues check? Do we get t-shirts? Because I am in!

Ohh, that inspired me to go read comments on Sallie Mae and Nelnet's pages. Strangely cathartic...

Welcome new Jez writer! Good work.

I saw this a year ago and started doing it immediately. At first all the hand shaking felt weird and unnatural, but you adapt pretty quickly. So great.

Well I certainly won't ever accidentally confuse him with the charming Simon Pegg ever again. What a creeper. That whole interview...even before I go to racist part, I was making this face:

Paleo for Women and Mark's Daily Apple both went into it. Summary here: http://www.marksdailyapple.com/women-and-inte… (I don't do paleo, I just have a weird obsession with reading food advice).

I love how so many commenters are taking your post as an invitation to give you advice about how to lose weight. Sigh.

I think you're on to something. A few months ago, I looked into intermittent fasting (there was a super interesting series about it on PBS). But when I looked into it further...turns out it works for men, but is detrimental for women. At least there was a few studies in that case. So much of our medical knowledge is…

Thank you. I couldn't even read that article.

Inversion Cafe in Houston, TX! http://houston.culturemap.com/guide/bars/inv…

I miss that coffee shop!!!

Yes! Thank you! I've been scrolling down just to see if someone had posted this! You just saved me a search on Huffington Post!

Oh, yuck.