Oooh, I want one. I'm not going to lie: after googling Lilly Pulitzer, I have spent quite a bit of time on their website wishing that I was less financially responsible. I think I can justify the planner though. Those cost the same as my boring black planner...

Women who date female basketball payers.

Naked? ...that might get some weird stares in the strip mall where my gym is located. I'll run outside in shorts and a t-shirt, though. Now if the snow would just come...it's snowing on some of the mountains around town, but nothing in town yet...

Except that if she can afford to start a sorority and buy Lilly Pulitzer dresses, I promise you that she did the whole college tour trip and visited before she went there. Also, her way of handling her "culture shock" is very tone deaf at the least.

Oooh, I want to drink in the sauna. I'll have to try going in multiple times on a day when I have more time...

Ooh, what makes a sauna a Finnish sauna?

That's what I do in the evenings and on days I don't go to the gym, but without the scrubbing with a washcloth because my skin will bleed (that may not be normal...). But if I skip more than one day in the sauna, my skin starts to get clogged again.

Hmm...I don't think it would work because you would sweat it off. But I will try it and report back to you.

Also, Lindy, I'm sorry for even posting this. It is super fucked up that 11 year olds are worrying about this. I have terrible memories of using acne-medicated concealer in 5th grade because I thought that it made me more grown up (I'm pretty sure it actually caused the start of my acne problem, too). It's…

I'm straight, and I didn't even know what Lilly Pulitzer was until 2 minutes ago (thanks Google!).

Right? And how did someone that oblivious get in there in the first place?

No, those are steam rooms (at my gym, they are right next to each other). Steam rooms can't be as hot as saunas because the steam will scald you at higher temps (allegedly). You don't sweat as much as in the sauna, and it's the sweat that cleans the pores. The temperature is adjustable. At first, I had to have it…

Okay, I know this is NOT THE POINT. BUT, as someone who has had blackheads for years and year and years (even on my upper chest. WTF), I would like to share with you all a legit solution to blackheads: sweating profusely in a sauna. I hadn't used one until I moved to Alaska, and all the gyms have them, even the budget…

My gyno told me that I have a very nice vagina. It meant more to me than anything a guy has said about it. That lady has seen a lot of vag.

Yikes.

I got to do that! It was wonderful (although, it would have been better to not be in the situation). I had a part-time job as a high schooler for this nutty lady with a shop. She was always trying to push various herbal supplements on my co-worker (also a high schooler) and me, insisting that they were good because…

We did snipe hunts at girl scout camp. It was a great excuse to run around in the dark on the trails.

I'll just stand over here while you demonstrate...

I have never understood the cow-tipping myth. Why is it amusing to make people believe that you drunkenly tip over cows in your free time? If I believe you, I'm just going to think you're a bit off. WHY?

That's what I've been doing wrong.