It makes me really happy that you take your rabbits to the park.

You are not. Sigh.

Thank you! I worked for a few years at a nonprofit working on asylum and trafficking cases (it looks like that's the field of interships she had). If one of my pro bono attorneys tried to call themselves a human rights lawyer when I didn't call myself that, there would have been some serious shade thrown. It also…

I think he really enjoyed it. I have to admit I didn't actually know who Ted Nugent was until his wife gleefully told me that he got to turn away Ted Nugent. I was all, who? Why would you do that? They caught me up pretty quickly.

A story for your pleasure:

I want to squish him in my arms and rub his belly on my face.

Thank goodness! This always makes my stomach drop.

That was my question. I mean, seriously? I get modifying the background to make it cleaner, but do we reaaaaally need cats to have more even ears or fewer wrinkles?

I'm so sorry. People don't always realize how important pets are, but they really become your family. Surround yourself with other animal-lovers. Huge hugs to you.

Oooph. That sucks. I hope your husband is doing better now.

Right? I kind of love her. She seems like a genuinely decent human being, just in some super strange circumstances.

You should be proud of yourself. Going through rehab sounds so difficult and facing your mistakes is one of the hardest things to do in life, even without addiction. I will now attempt my first ever gif in your honor:

This makes me sad enough to out myself as someone who watches Keeping up with the Kardashians. LAAAAMAAAAAAR! NOOOOOOO!!!11!!

That. is. perfect.

Callie, this is some great scholarship (I cackled while reading it, and that is my test for scholastic merit). HOWEVER, I would like to offer this palate-cleansing poem, which I think also happens to be apropos:

Want.

I eagerly clicked on one of those links. WTF is wrong with me?

Ha! No, it didn't, even though most of the people in the building (my roommate in a one-bedroom apartment included) were smokers. It usually smelled like really skunky pot from the guy who lived right below me...

His character is the better catch, but he's still not a good catch. I never understood why she had to pick one of two shitty options.