She's going to be completely broke if she walks around the corner and stumbles into Spencer's.

Because I've been talking about it for, literally, years, and I'm tired of the topic. I'm not required to discuss it just because someone else is too uninformed — or too laissez-faire to give an actual damn because s/he never had to care about the subject's ramifications and repercussions — to have a clue.

Basically, because this woman is bringing in weird and gross variables (sexual activity of women) into analyzing relationships, she can't say "this is the only variable that matters!" If she's going to get gross and weird and sexist, she's going to have to consider other gross and weird variables in there too. Like…

Naw, I'm saying that, of course, she can get married to a black dude because she has something that is desirable—she's a white person and all the societal goodies that come with that. Perhaps her whiteness is more valuable than premarital sex. Black dudes marry interracially more than black women and I'm guessing it's…

Yeah, there is that.

Living deep in the bible-belt and being a 30-something, vagina-having, marriage-free, childless, world traveling, home owning, sex liking woman with no plans to change any of those things, I get the "why buy the cow" comment quite often.

Ooh, I hope there will be a follow-up parenting guide - something along the lines of Fuck Everybody Else's Children: How to Get the Best for Your Special Snowflake, Regardless of the Cost to Society.

Sorry, I just meant that if we are going to talk about the economics of sex and marriage, perhaps she would like to talk about the "economics" of interracial dating and marriage? I mean, she's a lady with white skin which is viewed as desirable in our culture. I don't even know how you talk about guys having a higher…

It can be a companion piece to my book How Many BJs Does It Take to Change a Light Bulb?

I think the music for the programs should be assigned at random on the day of the competition. Someone gets Philip Glass, someone else gets Gregorian chants, another gets dueling banjos, and some poor bastard winds up with 4'33.

She's stealing mine and Monsieur's book idea—Everything is a Competition and Sex is a Commodity: LaComtesse and Monsieur's Guide to Healthy Relationships

I dreamed a dream of skating pride

It's cute how you think you know something about ancient Greece when it's so clear from your comment that you don't know nothing. Women from good families were hardly allowed to leave the house and when they did leave it, they dressed extremely modest and probably wore a veil. Might have been somewhat different in…

I'm not sure how much you know about ancient Greece is based of the art and how much is based on their daily life. the ancient Greeks were extremely restrictive towards their women. At the time they were probably one of the most restrictive and least progressive. they lived in a separate part of the house and were…

Playing friendly devil's advocate here...

Nope. Not at all. Wonder Woman is based on William Moulton Marston's belief in femdom and his scientific invention, the polygraph. The Greek mythology was added later. The armor doesn't even vaguely resemble any Greek armor of any period. Neither do the weapons.

Ugh. Gimme a break.

It COULD otherwise be a wacky situation where the kid's mom had hooked up with both guys in the same time frame, and she was never sure which of them was the father, and then the mom died and the kid moved in with both possible dads and had wacky adventures.

I call shenanigans because in this day and age NO ONE properly RSVPs for a kids party. Homophobic rant or no.