If you wash it every time you wore it, it wouldn't last 2 months!

Your brother might have it or something better.

The ones that made the cut went into the Bible.

Ohhh they do. Paul was the worst thing to happen to Jesus' teachings.

Have you read Bart Ehrman? Lost Christianities is worth looking at.

I don't travel much, but I have toiletries packed in a toiletry bag as a matter of course.

What kind of savage travels without toiletries?

People who like to be clean.

..and then there's Maaaauuuddde

Lianna = 80s HBO softcore movie!

How does he set himself up for these?

What has he done that you would consider to be "tricks and stunts"?

Love it. It's been on my short list for years.

I am one of those people who spells both (all three, if you include my middle names). Miss a letter in my last name (can be spelled two ways) and you won't find me in the locator! I'm used to it now.

Yodeling?

Glad he's not too banged up. Car wrecks don't necessarily manifest all symptoms right after the crash (I've had the airbag deploy into my face). He's going to need a new vehicle. They'll likely total that.

Rich? A lawsuit will compel a more thorough investigation.

Whoops. You beat me to it.

(1) Congrats to Amber and Johnny.

That torn tag says purchased gift...