Have you ever seen the AP interview outtakes on the set of Sesame Street where Ricky Gervais was talking to Elmo?

Ricky Gervais, eh. But Danny Trejo getting to do comedy again? Excellent.

"they're too sexual and they look like they smell"

The Muppets will ALWAYS make me happy. I'll be 80 and still yelling "PIGS IN SPAAAAACE!"

I've never eaten Skyline Chili. I've never eaten a Bacon Cheeseburger Pizza. They both sound fucking gross (not as gross as a Shrimp Mayo Pizza from Pizza-La in Japan, but I digress).

My personal take, and perhaps someone else can correct me if I'm wrong:

Greg Oden.

Peyton Manning.

Richie Incognito

Coach: [puts on Marion HS Football shirt]

If she just stays down she will be simultaneously starting and stopping the swelling on her face.

In a vacuum, Rodriguez is one of the most unsympathetic athletes ever.

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That is absolutely disgusting and distasteful that they would use such an obviously racially-charged thing in sport, and justify it by claiming "history" and "tradition"

The outrage is understandable given Croatia's chequered history.

The Croatian Minister added: "In light of these unfortunate events, it is our feeling that to be placed in a Group of Death would only call more attention to the issue."

A pro Nazi? You mean I could be getting paid for that?

Oh, sister. One of my besties got oops pregnant while I am struggling and mournful. I had to throw the shower and be godparent. I mean, I waned to and am thrilled to be godmother, but it's hard. I and one of our other friends threw the most gorgeous perfect shower ever. Impeccable. Because I would be a shit if I threw…

Yep, baby showers blow. And when you've struggled with infertility for a gajillion years and remain childless not-by-choice, they are even more awfuller.