They've also done a spoof on Waiting for Godot. Waiting for Godot.

But the thing is, many of the poverty-level jobs at Walmart used to be middle class jobs, and pretty much all the positions at Walmart used to pay better (and still do at the surviving alternatives Walmart hasn't driven out of business). Walmart could certainly afford to pay their employees better. Sure, maybe the…

All they're asking for is a fair wage, not 100k a year. Nobody likes being a cashier, but sometimes you have no other choice. It's come to a point where it's a privilege to reproduce.

Yeah I mean did they just not even ask their parents to pay for it? Like how lazy are you if you didn't even ask lmao so crazy. Seems like their own fault.

Because like, getting an education IS SOOO EASY AND ANYONE CAN DO IT IF THEY WANT TO!

You know, logically, not every person in society can be at the top. Even if everyone had a law degree, or a medical degree, or some sort of skilled qualification they would not all be able to work in these professions because we do not need 300 million dentists and someone still has to stock the shelves at Walmart.

"It is for associates who have had some hardships come up," he said. "Maybe their spouse lost a job."

"...working to improve their skill sets"

Well, now we know what the Republicans meant when they said they were going to "reach out" to Latino voters...

My dad's been a white collar graphic designer for my entire life, and suddenly can't get a job at Portillos or The Home Depot.

I suppose if people can't buy bread, you also think they should just eat cake?

Being a cashier, bagger or cart pusher to support a family or live comfortably is unreasonable.

I just laugh because I shop at Target like every week and I realize they're just Wal*Mart with slightly higher prices and a much more palatable image to my upper-middle class sensibilities.

Mmm, but the children of walmart employees are tough and stringy. Costco employee children are nice and plump.

So then, next on Walmart's agenda:

I assume you were raised in a middle class family prior to the recession? You can think these are temporary jobs all you want, but go to a store and look at who's helping you. There are some teenagers, but there will be an awful lot of people well into adulthood as well. Those people may want better jobs, but a lot of…

And more consistently funny.

They're usually better than SNL

I don't know what I think, other than "pnuemonia and anemia" is a weird combination to kill two separate people 5 months apart, who were young and otherwise healthy. Right? That seems weird.

I really cannot understand this. I try b/c it's important to understand the opposition. But this shit right here is atrocious.