BLEEEEECHHHH! GROSS. I hate watching other people have sex. You'd have to drag me to this at gunpoint.

'Madam if I were your husband I would let you."

Is mild pedophilia related in any way to Legitimate Rape? Ah Dawks! The chip on your shoulder has its own gravitational pull. Get over yourself.

I want to yell something at that man.

As someone who doesn't remove my body hair would I be ostracised in Nudist circles? I heard its kind of a big deal?

I never did get over being told my dress was 'Yucky.' when I was 4.

Karen Carpenter used to do /say the same thing. People will do a lot of interesting things to stay thin in Hollywood.

And YOU just gave him a shitload of publicity!

Reporting murder isn't treason.

Right? Its the one area of your life where mom and dad don't get to have a say right? ''Honey I've decided you should pleasure yourself with THIS because I think its best. Also I just wanted you to know you have my permission." I would have been fucking furious.

My mom gave me a medical encyclopaedia. It had diagrams and instructions. as well as awesome advice on birth control. I mean... It had a bunch of stuff about diseases, first aid and surgery too but... I wasn't interested in those parts.

I was given a medical encyclopaedia and an open invitation to come and ask questions.( I didn't need to ask questions because I had a medical encyclopaedia.) I think I would have killed myself if my mom had given me a vibrator and advice on jerking off. I can't imagine a more presumptuous , control freak action by a…

I am SO SO glad my mother never sat down with me and had a talk about mastubation let alone give me a vibrator. I didn't need her 'Permission.' It never would have occurred to me that I needed her permission. I wouldn't have been embarrassed as much as plain ANGRY that she poked her nose into my, very personal, …

Courtney Love really can't win can she? I felt sorry for her when the inevitable booing began.

Same here. People didn't believe me but 4 days of hallucinations and panic attacks later and I was hospitalised. And yes, it was just weed. I'm not mentally ill, I haven't had psychotic episode since. Listen people. I know you love your weed, and I'm happy for you, but defending it like its a close family member is…

No. A Romney would have fallen off.

You take that back about cheese! How dare you!

Jesus. CPS wouldn't have thought highly of my awesome grandfather who let me and my brother ride on the roof of the car.

You should be you fucking tool.

Eeeeeeewwwww! I always knew he was creepy.