Give a crowd a cliche and watch them clap like seals.

Its such a shame too. Cooking is one of the funnest activities an adult can partake in.

My friends and I have a game where we consider out social circle and decide who we'd want on our side in a post-apocalyptic situation. Of course a lot of our best survival allies are not the best fun to hang out with. Maybe there'd be room for your ex as a court jester or something?

While we're on the subject of human perfection. " Suddenly I See" is about Patti Smith

Yay! Somone else feels the same way I do about Slate!

Slate is the scoldy schoolmarm of online media. I'm pretty sure they have an inflamitory headline generator too.

DO IT FOR HISTORY!

BEST GIFF EVER!

I think that either way works depending on situation. For myself I wouldn't keep a cat if I lived somewhere that required me to keep it inside all the time. It would be considered very cruel here ( In Ireland and the UK many shelters will not re home a cat with and owner who won't let it outside.)

Did you show them your Deck pics?

Why is it so hard to talk women into sex?

1) I own 2 pairs.

Its lovely and I cant wait for more, but I have to say this isn't how I used to talk when I was 13. From what I recall it was mostly mumbling, swearing and Simpsons quotes.

Finally an article 90% of us can relate to!

"I used to Have it all, but then they changed what "it" was. Now what I'm with isn't it, and what's it seems weird and scary to me, and it'll happen to you, too."

Whats that shitfuckcuntbastard on about?

Someone from the States please tell me:

At Bayer, we care about patients... Stopped reading there.

At Bayer, we care about patients... Stopped reading there.

Wurtzel exemplifies everything wrong with her own generation.