Maybe it's just because I grew up a suburban middle-class kid, but I'm always shocked by how open celebrities are about their current drug use. Like, I was raised to believe that you kept your illegal drug use a secret because it was....illegal.

"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit giving a fuck about Miley Cyrus."

Does it count if I care in the "aw, I hope she's nice and they're happy and have fun together" kind of way. He seems like a cool guy and I have an unreasonable fondness for him, as if he was some nice kid from my hometown who made it big.

I don't think there is anything wrong in doing a full face for work everyday. I think there is something wrong with women who'll do a full face for the beach, to pick up the paper, or to go buy flu medicine when they are horribly sick cause they are terrified of letting others see their un-made-up face.

I once pulled a bottle of Siracha and a bottle of Jameson out of my purse at a BBQ, to the shock of some people I just met. You never know what people stock and I know what I like.

Same for me, but not in her case cause she is getting paid very well for it.

I'm in need of a revenge body and I like what you've described. Where can I order?

So a revenge body is just.... getting skinny? So the retractable blades I had implanted into my arms, feet and vagina were for nothing?

So it's degrading to be associated with womanhood. Got it.

I know, seriously. I'm thin I think mostly due to genetics, age, and being fairly active out of necessity—don't own a car, public transportation sucks where I am, and honestly, a lot of anxiety (somehow walking is really calming and get a lot of good thinking done when I have long walks), amounting to about 30-45…

No, it's giving me the bummers because legendary SNL actor Garrett Morris is on a piece of shit racist show and that the t-shirt is a joke that mocks addiction.

My vote for worst item on the list (though there are lots of contenders):

And do you have to wait for the 3rd orgy to actually orgy and not be a whore?

80. It is morally wrong to be obese.

Its not all bad advice but the better things are not original.

I feel like I only made a couple of really awesome decisions during my 20s that I don't regret one bit.

I'm 41 this year. :)

But...but...if nothing in life is free...and you can't buy time...if time is paid for, did you buy it? IS IT FREE?

Ergo, there is no such thing as women?

36) Women are never free