I found their sleeveless stuff to have a classic plus size problem-gigantic armholes, to the point of seeing the entire side of my bra. It was a common complaint in their reviews. For the price I hoped they’d get that right.

If I see a spider large enough that it requires an Xbox One to kill, I am nuking the house from sapce.

Yeah... probably from Gallifrey.

"No, ma'am, actually the sun is going to remain in its place as it has for millions of years. The Earth, however, will continue spinning and proceeding on its orbit as planned; would you like me to ask a manager to pull the emergency brake?"

I don't know why anyone is surprised that the group of 40 had no qualms about not calling ahead! Hell, they thought the SUN should stand still for them.

Aurora Borealis, at this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely in your kitchen?!

7 Signs He's Just Not That Into Your Reproductive Health

Okay. Repeat after me.