Toews is the reigning Selke winner (it is 2014 right?), and he's still better defensively than Bergeron. Also, last I checked Pavel Datsyuk (and his 3 Selkes) is still alive and better than Bergeron at everything (minus faceoffs). Don't get me wrong Bergeron is a great forward, but there are better in the league,…

You are wrong - he had one shot.

There was no booing of Crosby during Game 5. You wanted to write a story about one of the best players in the league not scoring in 10 playoff games and manufactured a fake reason to do so. Please leave Deadspin for good.

It's true - besides those many playing years in which Mario HAD CANCER and UNRETIRED TWICE, his stats were never dragged down.

I didn't bookmark anything. I just remembered how much of an absolute retard you were and, obviously, still are.

So, "spiralbears", about those Red Wings and their Bruin dominance. How exactly does Milan Lucic's ass taste? I'm sure there are some Deadspin writers who would like to know.

Magic Johnson...said yesterday that he won't attend any Clippers games

What is....the New Edition reunion tour?

Kill yourself

Me : If we're considering his 5 on 5 playoff performance...

"The Penguins still play arrogant off of a Cup win five years ago, which in the NHL, is ancient history."

If we're considering his 5 on 5 playoff performance (and we are), then it is not a small sample because IT IS THE ENTIRE POPULATION of data. The remainder of your points are completely valid.

Just to be clear, Alabama is NOT a world-class university...

"I'm working on it!"

Remember it vividly because I was shocked there was a black guy who was into hockey enough to get seats right on the boards in the state of Colorado.

Not saying you're a douchebag. But it's funny how everyone isn't calling you a douchebag when VivaLaManual did the SAME EXACT THING last night on Deadspin. VivaLaManual is equally as douchey of a commenter and has a history of douchbaggery...but it's funny how no one is throwing up a comment of his douchiness last…

57 Minutes of perhaps the most exciting 0-0 game I've ever seen, followed by Rask whiffing on a wrist shot from outside the face-off circle. Great move by Datsyuk to move the play ahead, but let's get off of Tuukka's cock for a second - it was a weak goal.

I can't wait to see the NESN call of this video featuring Jack Edwards screaming "GET UP, DeKeyser!"

Use English, please....

Considering that your definition of "dominated" is a 3-1 record with two one-goal victories and the Wings have some REALLY major holes, including the most important position in the playoffs (Goaltender), I'm pretty sure it's going to be a short-lived triumph.