Considering that doing anything in a Flyers jersey should be punishable by the death penalty, I'd say Meszaros got off light.

I know this isn't Jezebel, but god dammit if that's not sexual harassment.

These fines are "league mandated" but they are not necessarily a fixed amount dictated by the CBA, and that is what you and Tom seem to dislike. The league is well within their rights in escalating these fines and there's nothing wrong with doing this to make a player comply with the rules. Will Lynch become a…

I thought The One I Love was an equally good and thoughtful science fiction movie this year, but it has received even less love than Under the Skin. Also, it reminds me much more of ESOTSM.

It's true. Records can be so misleading by Week 17 - why do we even keep track of them, anyway? The 6-10 Rams, 8-8 alcoholic, wife-beating 49ers, and Ryan Lindley were vastly superior.

So, teams in the same division all improve their records by beating up on each other. Sound logic.

Great! So, when are they replaying 3rd and 1 at the Dallas 46 yard line?

Dear Millennial,

As we changed trains at a crowded platform in downtown Boston, all eyes seemed to be on Doug and the lemon cake. He ducked his head and hurried past the stares until we reached the farthest, emptiest part of the subway platform, where we stopped. He said, "Is this what it's like to be an attractive woman?"

Merely looking at someone that you find attractive is not harassment. Get a hold of your life.

Jussi is the best - Pens miss him dearly...

Anthony Tarantelli, circa 2029

"Filed to: PHYSICS"

In addition, I'm pretty sure that I heard McClain scream out "Yo Mama!" a few seconds after this on the live broadcast. Seriously.

That's the best part! It was Neal that everyone was pissed at for kneeing Marchand, not Orpik. Thorton's actions amount to assault & battery, and he should have faced criminal charges.

Brooks Orpik would probably disagree with you about the distinction between Gillies and Thornton. Neither should be in the league.

I can't figure out which portion of your statement is a bigger piece of horseshit - that Crosby is a "diving vagina" or that you have a job.

I'm not a Pirates fan. In fact, baseball is fucking unbearable. But, I am well aware of how much better the entire city of Pittsburgh has become over the past 15-20 years. So, if you don't like the city or you think the entire town is full of "yinzers" whom you wish would suffer, then you're a fucking asshole. By…

Missing TNG's "Q Who" featuring the introduction of the Borg, and TNG's "Where No One Has Gone Before" featuring the Traveler. The Traveler was badass.

You know what would end your suffering in that shithole? Killing yourself. Immediately.