LaTeX is a mathematical typesetting package. Outside of the sciences, nobody uses it for their vita.

If you don't have a Ph.D., you don't have a CV. This is just a windbag resume.

Good, I've been meaning to talk to him about what a defensive liability he is.

"a podiatrist who specializes in sports sociology"

God Hates Khimki...

"remember the last time you laced up a pair of skates? Yeah me neither man"

Actually, I think it was because he was often drunk on-air. This can be easier to hide when you're heard but not seen He's a great announcer, but he loves his in-game beer.

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Lange is in the Hall of Fame for his TV contributions - prior to being the radio PBP guy, he was the Pens TV PBP guy for over 20 years. Steigerwald was actually his color guy for much of that time. Neither of them approaches the absolute shittiness of Jack Edwards and Andy Brickley.

It doesn't even matter which one you're talking about - the statement remains true.

Agreed - the score did not accurately represent Canada's dominance. That being said, it is the only metric that actually matters in the game, and when one team is dominant but barely wins, it is typically due to great coaching overcoming inferior talent.

That response was much more sophisticated than I had expected from an angry midwestern millennial who lacks hockey knowledge.

If bringing a bunch of NHL second- and third-liners to within one goal of a team consisting of all the players who consistently lead the NHL in scoring demonstrates holes in Bylsma's system, then I would love to see what would happen with Tortorella's system...

"As a Hawks fan..."

That would make God pretty douchey.

So, in 2014 you find that the 2012 NHL MVP is "a good player" who "has major problems though". And because of this he is lumped into the "that's about it" portion of the Russian olympic team. Expert analysis.

This is, in a word, bullshit. The US roster is, at best, evenly matched with that of the Russian olympic team. If they played, the four best players on the ice would be Datsyuk, Malkin, Ovechkin, and Kovalchuk. An NHL GM would trade 3 TJ Oshies, 2 David Backi, and a Derek Stepan for any one of those players. The…

It's true, Semin has sucked for quite awhile. On the other hand, you did forget about Malkin, who is often a better overall player than either Ovechkin or Kovalchuk. Also, "Kovy" is Alexei Kovalev. Kovalchuk will never get that nickname...

Yeah, and they didn't call Karlsson for traveling either!!!

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