Reverend Lovejoy: Everyone is saying “Gabbo this” and “Gabbo that”. But no one is saying “Worship this” and “Jericho that”.

whatever, cracka ass cracka! enjoy your mayo.

made the kessel run in less than 12 parsecs (a unit of distance)

got my marathon tickets wooooooot

you’re an ass

fuck danville

I’m taking your word for this, as an A’s fan who has had to deal with asshole bandwagon giants fans over the past 5 years. It gets worse. Just hope the cubs don’t get ridiculously lucky like the corporate shills with 17 dollar wine across the bay

under the old system, teams from the same division wouldn’t play each other in the divisional round

STI BRZ plz

enjoy your terrible watered down keurig garbage water

I had glasses for about 6 years then went to contacts for the next 10 or so... LASIK was the best investment I ever made. I’m a worrywart so when I had my contacts I was constantly stressing about them, I had to have all my fluid etc. in place to be fully calm. I would be terrified of losing them. About 2 years ago I…

these hats belong at the bottom of the bay

+1 DOOR FLIES OPEN

+1 humpty dance

Patrick Kane is white

Kingsmen was fun

PITT THE ELDER

Geno: LORD PALMERSTON

Geno: A hot dog is a sandwich

are they elite?