hi gary

these all seem very complicated. what’s wrong with putting a bunch of peanuts and almonds in a bowl, dousing them with hot sauce, then eating the whole thing with a spoon like cereal?

a classic cold war epic

It’s because of people like you.

you’re a pussy, enjoy your Disneyland-style park

Not the first time a Lax bro would score without anyone expecting it

Someone barfed all over her test during the AP physics exam in high school. Our poor counselor had to clean it up

You know what else minimizes the work of police officers? When unarmed black teenagers are executed for no reason in the middle of the street

DDDOOOONNNTTT CAAARRREEEE 1-10 FEELS GREAT RRRRRRRRRAAAAIIIIDDDEERRRSSS

BIG MAYO

BECAUSE YOU WERE LOADED

FUCKING AUTOPLAY PIECE OF SHIT

confused, Mark Davis is well known for being an appletini fanatic. You can find him most weeknights at the PF Changs in Walnut Creek pounding em down.

=(

One of the main reasons this came out today is because the A's lease through at least 2018 was approved today by the relevant parties.

also great to use as lube

or Bob Welch!

I was very proud to have been (probably) the only person booing during his farewell tour at the Coliseum. 36000 people clapping and cheering- me BOOOOOING lustily and some dickhead yankees fan giving me shit for it

Why can't you just throw a beanball to the arm or thigh, reduce the amount of pitches thrown and it'll just be faster.

Who would win in a fight between all of you guys?