I’m not lucky enough to have that excuse. My daughter is 2 and my wife owns my balls. So of course I’m getting out of the car to go get the fucking bottles.

Why is talking about the reality of what Black women face anti-Black male? We are always told we’re being divisive when we talk about what’s going on. It’s a great way to silence us and nothing has to change. This has nothing to do with white people and what they want.

Seems like the root is becoming more and more anti black male. Very sad. It sucks they are joining the other Gawkmondo properties in creating a white friendly version of progressiveness that’s easy to gluten-sensitive white digestive tracks because we can still hate black men and be woke.

giants fandom is worse. I still see cody ross shirseys at games.

Giants culture is insufferable.

So the Red Sox are still stealing signs then?

Only the Rams could put 46 points on the board and still manage to punt five times in a game.

Let me just assure Chapman that nobody is watching the Oakland Athletics in September.

The “browning” of America?

If you think a comment on the internet is “eroding” your ancestry, you must have a real frail grip on it.

Is that you, Progressive Liberal?

“I walk into the gym, and there’s a little kid wearing a letter jacket that said ‘Under 10 National Champions’” Strickland recalls.

But you haven’t identified bipartisan attitudes to the issues you name, you’ve identified what are currently partisan attitudes to the issues you name, it just so happens that the collection of issues don’t add up to the platform of a political party at the moment. Republican congresspeople aren’t going to spurn the…

I was going to ask, did he grow like a foot since the election?

Rex: [looks at one woman’s toes] “Are we in Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see.”

“You know what I like.”

Living in Sacramento may explain his lack of fear. A slip to his death would be a lateral move, at worst.

Sorry, but I think we all know this is the best free solo ever:

I really hate to defend that suit and shoes combo, but the colors are fine.

Qatar holds no extradition treaties with any country, hence why many deposed world dictators live there.