I would like to add. Fuck you adults who ride their bikes on the sidewalk- I'm looking at you people who live in DC.

Ah. I had more of a tossing motion pictured.

To be completely frank, if you know your child flings food I don't think you should be taking him to many restaurants. My little bugger doesn't fling food exactly, but he has a hard time getting it into his mouth and as a result a good deal of it winds up on the floor.

Nothing is wrong with you. This is so terrible and absurd that it's hysterical.

Isn't is wonderful when something is so ridiculously terrible that is becomes awesome?

Yes. I've been told that there are too many choices. I'm still dumbfounded about why it's so hard to decide whether or not you want lettuce on your sandwich, but I can at assure you that you're not alone in that feeling.

If it's gone from cute to creepy for your kid to sit on Santa's lap, they should no longer want to sit on Santa's lap. This isn't complicated people.

I feel that way about Leni Riefenstahl.

I totally agree. Other kids will try to shove Jesus down my kids' throat my kid will try to shove atheism down their's. And it will be my job as a parent to have conversations about belief systems. If you can't handle that don't send your kid to public school.

Hah. I'm pretty sure that makes you normal. Or you have a split personality. Let's just hope for the best.

I am one of the decisive aliens. My fiance is one of the indecisive screwballs for whom ordering a sandwich at subway is an experience wrought with inner turmoil and conflict. I've always assumed that he was mildly insane, it's good to know that he's just a touch brain damaged.

I highly doubt that they are consciously thinking that either, but I think that behavior intended to marginalize is rarely performed by people who are self-aware enough to identify what they're doing.

Men don't catcall to pick women up they catcall to remind us of the commonly held view that we are sexual objects first and people second, if at all. To remind us that we are not for ourselves.

Can you honestly not understand how this prank call was different?

Wait, MoGlo is leaving?

Used to be. Definitely.

No they're not.

We are all stupider for having read this.

Breast implants are an elective surgery. A c-section is not. Sometimes they're medically necessary and often OBs pressure women into having them.

Brookstone has been selling vibrators for years.