One of the sad facts about the American Legal system is that if you spend enough money on defense, you can get away with anything. The biggest thing is getting the jury pool “right”.

RV Driver: “Wow, this thing is really struggling.”

I don’t know why but given all that shittiness in the past 24 hours, this picture made me really happy.

I read that as a CEO of an EV company being excited about the government supporting clean energy and EVs. I did not see any indication from that statement that he was “sure” or “confident” that his company would get the USPS contact; in fact Schrader didn’t even bring up the USPS contract, the host did.

BREAKING: The CEO of a large company is vaguely optimistic about the chances of receiving a contract from the federal government.

#1, Nobody hits an object in the road and doesn’t stop. If you hit ANYTHING, an animal, a random piece of debris, etc. You stop the car, at least enough to check the car. I once hit a piece of tire on the interstate, I pulled the fuck over to check the bumper and lights. If it’s big enough to smash your windshield and…

Yeah, this shit is utterly ridiculous. How is he not being charged with Vehicular Manslaughter?

Since criminal charges went nowhere, I hope he is slapped with a civil suit that completely ruins him.

The design team

Still find the whole narrative around Tiger a weird indication of how whack and puritan our society is becoming. That whole documentary was like, ‘Tiger, the sad tragic story, his great demise.’ I mean – he’s only the greatest golfer possibly in the history of the sport, an unbelievable success story (and in the face…

I would love to know what they list as her talent. Being a dumbfuck?

It baffles me that I keep encountering the idea that this woman is somehow the underdog or even a hero after this moment of colossal and self-inflicted fuckery.

If you really have to be told not to put an industrial strength adhesive in your hair you shouldn’t be left alone with a glass of water.

I have no doubt that misogynist trolls did come out over this (they always do). I am also sure that racists came out to say something (they always do). I also understand the racist history of the perception of black hair.

After soaking her head in acetone to remove the glue, there is effectively zero chance that the hair that is left is worth keeping.

What legal options? This smells like a case of not reading labels or Googling product first -before- using it. In other words, this shit is all on her, because GG has been on the market for well over ten years now, if not longer and makes clear that you don’t use it for anything you don’t want stuck forever.

“Didn’t see Chris Redd at all.”

From an article 20 things you may not know about John Krasinski.

The CNBC/creepy twins sketch also indulged in one of favorite SNL tics, the random, one-off hostile joke designed to get a laugh during the necessary but tedious introduction/exposition stage of a sketch.

Hoping there aren’t any horses loose in the rehab center.