You’re not wrong, it looks like a medical proshetic mask of this era. I bet she is disfigured beneath it.

So you know that running gag in movies and film about kids spanking it to the underwear section in their mom’s Sears catalog? I didn’t quite get what these films were alluding to, so I tried fucking a rolled up, glossy department store catalog when I was like 11.

ed. I’d just like to add that I tried this a few times…

From my coworker Jordan Sargent:

He loves her for her brains, not her beauty.

Saw it from Roebuck (B’ham east side) or at least the plum while it was going straight up. That entire pipeline is mismanaged and typical of a state that only got with the program having regulations or at least inspections on things rather than trusting the corporations will (laughable) do things on the up-and-up.

Protip: say “gasoline” when you mean gasoline and gas when you mean natural gas

I live within a five hour drive of a ‘creation’ museum and a supposedly life-sized replica of Noah’s ark. If those folks are being asked to get out of the way of science, I haven’t seen it.

Don’t knock bird shit, it’s how we discovered the echoes of the big bang.

I’m about to say something that may shock and amaze you:


Kate McKinnon was in David Pumpkins. Therefore, by your own metric, it was good

Easiest way to make it work:

As far as I know, no one tried to do this to the naked Trump statue, at least his supporters could take a joke

I have never commented before, but I just had to share my story. My father died at 4:53 a.m. My mother, my sister, and I were with him, holding him, as he took his last breath. At my parent’s house, they have a security system that alerts them whenever anyone is coming up or down the driveway. My parent’s driveway is…

This took place when I was about 10 years old. My mom had rather quickly filed for divorce, but she only had a part-time job and made very little money, so finding a place to stay that was affordable and available immediately was tough. A friend of hers told her that she and her husband had…

SO WHO WAS PHONE?!!??

It’s certainly got a better power to weight ratio than my dog.

Here’s the same guy and probably same girl in other videos:

Obama is so handsome. Not just by comparison, but goddammit. It’s like putting a glass of French wine next to a half empty PBR that’s mostly backwash.

Well, the serious answer is the boring one: It’s about navigating restricted waters with very large ships.

Do it.