Unless you’ve surveyed every employee of the particular store at which you are shopping to confirm that they all “enjoy rallying up the carts” and believe it to be “easy, soothing work,” you are an asshole if you don’t put back your cart. I can’t even believe that you would try to both sides something as dumb and…

I’m going to say this much in my opinion, this young was probably strong enough to have survived the sexual assault, but not the outlandish assault sat upon her by her community, public servants, and that piece of shit family the Barnett’s.

Yeah, it should have a warranty.....which Tesla is not honoring on the repair.

Also, the issues are so widespread in Teslas, this is a thing at this point. Not an isolated incident.

This fucking sucks. I went to high school with Grant, and he was one of those people who literally never said or did a single thing that wasn’t kind or thoughtful. When he made it big, doing the weirdly brilliant stuff he loved, I was happy, because it meant the world was working the way it was supposed to: greatly…

According to survey, it’s owners of Teslas that hate Tesla

I just hope they don’t waffle on this decision.

I find it distressingly plausible that the floating shelf stock photo was a gun.  I was thinking remotes that you don’t use very often, but nope, pistol.  I’m a gun owner, but really just for plinking at things.  One of my buddies is a real gun person, and I suspect he’s the type to have one hidden in every room of…

I find it distressingly plausible that the floating shelf stock photo was a gun.  I was thinking remotes that you…

Drinking a Capri Sun in a meeting at a high level company is kind of a power move. I like that.

For me, the final nail in the coffin was when it became acceptable for literally to mean figuratively.

My group’s executive director, a man in his 50's keeps cases of Caprice Sun in the community refrigerator on our floor and unashamedly drinks them during meetings. He is also a picky eater and is the type who will order a cheeseburger at a Mexican or other “ethnic” restaurant.

I don’t get alerts for anything except calls and texts on my phone. I get your point, but with a wife and children, it’s important that I’m alerted when I get a message. Yes, 99% of the time they are things that can wait, but not always. It’s sort of a moot point right now since we are all in the house, but I’m sure…

I almost always send single texts with multiple sentences vs separate texts for each sentence. Maybe this makes me an old, but I prefer receiving texts this way as well. I hate hearing my phone sound off three different alerts for what is essentially one text/thought from a friend. I feel the long text with proper…

Black and female is not enough of a description to warrant grabbing an 11-year-old under the guise of a 16-year-old. That’s bullshit and you’re making fucking excuses.

They mistook an 11-year-old girl for a 16-year-old?

Wrinkles aren’t really the only thing to worry about. Or even the main thing.

Wrinkles aren’t really the only thing to worry about. Or even the main thing.

Your opinion isn’t valid because you smoke but people compliment your skin, but after that “no scars because I pop them small" - yep, you're dumb, and when you will be in your 50th, you will regret every decision about this. I'm saying it as someone who struggles with acne. 

Your opinion isn’t valid because you smoke but people compliment your skin, but after that “no scars because I pop…

Why do we keep getting articles like this? Deodorant NEVER has aluminum; that’s antiperspirant. Either you are misleading, or you are misguided. Either way, words mean things, and as a writer you should know that. Also, there is no danger from aluminum, that’s just fear mongering. Can we move on from these articles…

Why do we keep getting articles like this? Deodorant NEVER has aluminum; that’s antiperspirant. Either you are…

Do you really think your run of the mill strip clubber would recognize Constance Wu?

It’s a good kids show in Seasons 1 and 2, then becomes a good show in Season 3.